April 2013
25 posts
How bra stores seem to think things work:
Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lots of animals and stripes.
C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
zaclittle:
Lotta big Tumblr folk spreading crazy, panicked misinformation right now. Do not let these people be your news source.
https://twitter.com/BostonGlobe
sonnetstockmar:
I’m watching She’s the Man and Amanda Byneslooks like
adamusprime:
imagine a man yelling “ASS NACHOS!!” at his computer with increasing frustration until he eventually has to spell it out
speech recognition skyping oly
Adam: I wonder if I can make this a bad words
Adam: Faulk
Adam: Nope
Adam: Damn
Adam: Ha ha ha hell yeah
vance explosivo: hittin the jackpot with some Soft Swears
Adam: Passed on chose
Adam: I'm trying to say asinine chose
Adam: A SS NACHOS
Adam: There we go
vance explosivo: wow
vance explosivo: worth it
dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out
March 2013
51 posts
Possible Kickstarter.
kibblesmith:
A documentary where I explain Bronies to the last surviving World War II veteran.
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) March 21, 2013
elikaruna:
nursebranson:
So I went to the markets today and saw this from a distance
and I was immediately like “OH GOD IT’S SO PRETTY I MUST OWN IT”
and then when I got closer
HARRY POTTER
frezned:
really big, scary snail
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