September 2011
13 posts
a not very interesting story
vondell-swain:
at one point in my life, most of my free time was spent building legos
one time i ordered some stuff from lego magazine’s mail-order catalog
i ordered 10 of the little green trees
except
i didn’t order 10 of them
i ordered 10 sets
of 100
i ordered 1000 trees and didn’t know until they all came
what a misunderstanding
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One Side of a Phone Converstaion With Gilbert...
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When the song 'Black and Yellow' comes on the...
okashii13:
Normal People:
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Grandeur Delusions: What I Wanted Was Free To... →
grandelusions:
I had to get a license. A man in a white conversion van came by where I was sleeping and picked me up. Took me down town. The interior smelled like body odor and McDonald’s french fries. So much salt in the air. The driver told me I needed a license if I was going to be on the street. Pan…
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Watchzaclittle:
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