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vondell-swain: at one point in my life, most of my free time was spent building legos one time i ordered some stuff from lego magazine’s mail-order catalog i ordered 10 of the little green trees except i didn’t order 10 of them i ordered 10 sets of 100 i ordered 1000 trees and didn’t know until they all came what a misunderstanding
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by Benjamin H. Kaja I can’t help it if the ostriches have stolen your car No, I don’t think the police will believe your story Sometimes truth is harder to acknowledge than fiction Just last week, a whole gang of gangly ostriches ransacked my bedroom they shit all over the sheets ate all the kleenex chewed holes in my t-shirts and stole my coffeemaker before I could make my morning...
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grandelusions: I had to get a license. A man in a white conversion van came by where I was sleeping and picked me up. Took me down town. The interior smelled like body odor and McDonald’s french fries. So much salt in the air. The driver told me I needed a license if I was going to be on the street. Pan…
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