February 2012
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youngstero:
you walk into your kitchen at 4AM
alan rickman is standing over a pan, cooking something
he looks up at you
he whispers
“omeletes?”
paint your own nebula →
memewhore:
Ooh, pretty!
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youngstero:
playin’ Risk at a nursing home
I’m gonna make sure
there’s no country
for old men
Things That Don't Belong in Rock:
tastesgooddontit:
lordoftheinternet:
Make up. Of any kind. At all. Ever. Period.
Pyrotechnics
Synthesizers
Choreography
Elaborate Sets
Hired Songwriters. Ever.
Censorship or Tolerance Thereof
Bands that use any of these things.
I love the people rebelling in the comments. You must use them wisely, my friend. Wisely.
But for the most part I will say I actually agree.
*facepalm* The...
“How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...”
– Kanye West, in XXL’s cover story (via vneckandacardigan)
Last night I spilt beer on a several thousand year...
jaydenw:
Never let me into a museum.
blogsaretough:
imdisabled:
also one day in 3rd grade, i held a banana up to my head like a phone and said, “hello, mister president?” and my friend said i was stupid so i threw the banana at him and our friendship was never the same
your friend is stupid that’s a hilarious joke
williamshitnerd:
vondell-swain:
webinar sounds like a pokemon
webinar used string shot
it’s super effective at being DUMB
webinar is a stupid word
thank you for your time
It’s a statistical fact that the people who use the word webinar are the same people who have .biz top level domains for their websites
thatcan.be/my/next/tweet
is like your twitter feed on acid.
“Sherlock Series 2? That’s happening? It’s like my hands right now. It’s a wolf magnet stuck in them!
So perfectly lit. Sparkly! Every time I started playing guitar in confusion.
This is flooded. It’s definitely my breasts and generally a woolly mammoth?
Aw geez. i posted a fine bourbon on your tumblr recently? Just…Just...
Ohai Eddplant: rocketfists: lexcanroar:... →
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michaelmidnight:
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rocketfists:
People have been talking about this and I know I’m not really at any liberty to make a comment about this but I’m just gonna go ahead and tell you all what I think about…
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The Magic School Bus
Mrs. Frizzle: Hey class where's Arnold?
Class: He's home sick, Mrs. Frizzle.
Mrs. Frizzle: You...you guys want to uh...you guys wanna go inside him?
