youngstero: you walk into your kitchen at 4AM alan rickman is standing over a pan, cooking something he looks up at you he whispers “omeletes?”
paint your own nebula →
memewhore: Ooh, pretty! Enlarge
youngstero: playin’ Risk at a nursing home I’m gonna make sure there’s no country for old men
Things That Don't Belong in Rock:
tastesgooddontit: lordoftheinternet: Make up. Of any kind. At all. Ever. Period. Pyrotechnics Synthesizers Choreography Elaborate Sets Hired Songwriters. Ever. Censorship or Tolerance Thereof Bands that use any of these things. I love the people rebelling in the comments. You must use them wisely, my friend. Wisely. But for the most part I will say I actually agree. *facepalm* The...
How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...– Kanye West, in XXL’s cover story (via vneckandacardigan)
Last night I spilt beer on a several thousand year...
jaydenw: Never let me into a museum.
blogsaretough: imdisabled: also one day in 3rd grade, i held a banana up to my head like a phone and said, “hello, mister president?” and my friend said i was stupid so i threw the banana at him and our friendship was never the same your friend is stupid that’s a hilarious joke
williamshitnerd: vondell-swain: webinar sounds like a pokemon webinar used string shot it’s super effective at being DUMB webinar is a stupid word thank you for your time It’s a statistical fact that the people who use the word webinar are the same people who have .biz top level domains for their websites
is like your twitter feed on acid. “Sherlock Series 2? That’s happening? It’s like my hands right now. It’s a wolf magnet stuck in them! So perfectly lit. Sparkly! Every time I started playing guitar in confusion. This is flooded. It’s definitely my breasts and generally a woolly mammoth? Aw geez. i posted a fine bourbon on your tumblr recently? Just…Just...
Ohai Eddplant: rocketfists: lexcanroar:... →
rocketfists: lexcanroar: rocketfists: michaelmidnight: ohhitherestranger: rocketfists: People have been talking about this and I know I’m not really at any liberty to make a comment about this but I’m just gonna go ahead and tell you all what I think about…
The Magic School Bus
Mrs. Frizzle: Hey class where's Arnold?
Class: He's home sick, Mrs. Frizzle.
Mrs. Frizzle: You...you guys want to uh...you guys wanna go inside him?