March 2012
129 posts
A PORTRAIT OF THE GARBAGE AS A TRASHCAN: I didn’t... →
zaclittle:
I didn’t realize that when Republicans say “abortion-causing drugs” they actually mean regular old birth control. That is what they mean! What does that make a menstrual cycle, exactly? “Abortion-causing biological function.”
And voters in Alabama go “Goddamn Barack Obama supports BIOLOGY!…
John Green's tumblr: What the Death of the... →
tiredandinspird:
“Canada is scrapping the penny, ending production of the country’s smallest unit of currency this spring.
Finance Minister Jim Flaherty, whose department described the penny as a “nuisance” in budget documents, said the coin is now more trouble than it’s worth.
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“Yes, it was the hoodie’s fault. A hooded sweatshirt can make an innocent teen...”
– Stephen Colbert (via feminishblog)
A PORTRAIT OF THE GARBAGE AS A TRASHCAN: Security,... →
zaclittle:
I understand people who say, you know, if you don’t have anything to hide, what do you care that the government is recording all of your phone calls and tracking your movements, etc.? And if it means catching a terrorist before he can kill people…
I get that. But the reason Ben Franklin said…
My little sister, my fiance, and I attended the Cherry Blossom Festival this weekend. We missed them before the wind came, which is a bummer, seeing as how we’re only 30 mins away from D.C. We did find a few trees that were still blooming.
Hey, here’s some photos!
Christopher O'Brien wrote at wonderful review of... →
bustygirlcomics:
“The comics are playfully drawn in a sort-of polished doodle style, featuring heavy lines and simple, yet interesting palettes. The illustration is humorous and always effective, and I’ve yet to come across an installment of Busty Girl Comics in which the art did not live up to the joke.”
A PORTRAIT OF THE GARBAGE AS A TRASHCAN: Geraldo... →
zaclittle:
Here’s what he said:
-I apologize to anyone offended by what one prominent black conservative called my ‘very practical and potentially life-saving campaign’ urging black and Hispanic parents not to let their children go around wearing hoodies,-
Here’s what he meant:
-I’m sorry that people…
VONDELL SWAIN: frezned: vondell-swain: frezned:... →
frezned:
vondell-swain:
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vondell-swain:
birds aren’t just particle effects
could a wizard just sit there for days repeating the Avis spell and then after he’s done he’s just spontaneously created like five million starlings that now have to compete with the…
constellationlcd:
The only reason why I would ever want to live in the Harry Potter universe would be to befriend Neville and every time he got angry with somebody, I could say,
“Neville, can’t we all just get alongbottom.”
VONDELL SWAIN: laurakvstheworld: vondell-swain:... →
laurakvstheworld:
vondell-swain:
insecure-in-sanity:
justjasper:
vondell-swain:
if somebody wanted to see you naked they could just brew a polyjuice potion and suddenly your whole body would be theirs to explore at their leisure without your consent
the…
vondell-swain:
imagine how many forgotten web pages about The Great Gatsby there are, made for high school english class projects, containing half-hearted and completely uninteresting literary analysis of one of the major themes of the book
thousands. tens of thousands of web pages clumsily explaining what the green light represented
constellationlcd:
The theme to Fresh Prince of Bel-Air starts with “In West Philadelphia…”
and
We soon find out that Will Smith’s uncle on the show is named Phil.
That, my friends, is a little thing called foreshadowing.
Sonnet: I want to go see The Hunger Games.
Dad: Me too, doesn't it open tonight? Go online and find tickets.
Sonnet: Nah, I'd rather go a different night. If we go to the premier, I'd want to dress up and I don't have a costume.
Dad: Oh dear god no no no more premier dress ups I thought that ended when Harry Potter did.
Sonnet: Maybe we can go and pretend to be begging for food.
Dad: "Oi, govena' can you spare a bit of bread?"
Sonnet: They aren't British.
Dad: Forgive me, everything's been British for the last 10 years.
10
of my favorite films.
1. The Imaginarium of Doctor Pernassus
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2. The Darjeeling Limited
3. Despicable Me
4. Hugo
5. Casablanca
6. Wonder Boys
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7. A Shot In The Dark
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UPDATE:
8. Back To The Future
9. Burn After Reading
10. Apocalypse Now
